Diary of a Super Spy 6: Daylight Robbery! (Diary of a Sixth Grade Super Spy) by Patrick Peter & Thomas William

Author:Patrick, Peter & Thomas, William [Patrick, Peter]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: Run Happy Publishing
Published: 2016-08-01T16:00:00+00:00

Mia and I race back to my house, looking for Dad’s Shrinking Zapper Gun. It has to be in his gadget room somewhere!

I love Dad’s gadget room – that’s where he keeps all his super awesome spy gadgets. Like his math-answering-pen – it reads the math question and then writes the answer! How cool is that?! He won’t let me use it though.

And he won’t let me use his Rocket Rucksack either. He says it’s too dangerous and I am not old enough to go flying through the air at supersonic speed. Pffft.

“Are you sure that you can’t remember the second way to defeat the ants?” Mia asks as we continue to look for the Shrinking Zapper Gun.

“Um,” I think really hard. “Nope.”

“The ants were scary, Charlie. I don’t know if I could punch one in the antenna. I hope that Harley is going to be ok.”

“Don’t worry, Mia. We’ll save him,” I reply. “Hey, do you want to hear my best ant jokes?”

“No.”

“What do you call an ant who is good with numbers?”

“I don’t want to hear the answer,” Mia shakes her head.

“An account-ant! Ha ha ha!”

My jokes are so good that they make me laugh sometimes.

“What do you call a really big ant?” I ask Mia.

“Please Charlie. Just stop,” Mia shakes her head again.

“A gi-ant! A giant! Get it? Ha!”

“Charlie, you better stop the bad ant jokes or I am going to hurt you.”

“What do you call an ant that likes to be alone?”

“Please stop.”

“An independ-ant!! Ha!”

Mia doesn’t laugh at all. Wow. Some people have no sense of humor.

“Charlie, those are the worst-”

“Found it!” I yell as I pick up the Shrinking Zapper Gun from under the lawn mower. “This only works for two hours at a time. After two hours, we will grow back to normal size.”

It’s a weird looking thing and I don’t know which end is which.

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